got this from a friend... is so freaking funny

http://minahspeak.livejournal.com/


1) A Minah is only a Minah when she denies that she is one.
2) As long as you are a Malay girl, you're automatically a Minah.
3) A Minah is a true Minah if she likes to call other people Minah.
4) Minahs are not necessarily uneducated because they don't speak English, it's a preference.
5) Minah and Minahrep are entirely different things, do not confuse them.

The 5 Golden Facts of Minah-ism.
(I know in this entry it was 3 facts, but the definition of Minah has to be streamlined and expanded.)


1) A Minah is only a Minah when she denies that she is one.
Mentioned too many times in most of my entries, because Macam Pahamers need reminding. Yes Ms Macam Paham, you are a Minah too. Pls see point 2).

Please stop denying that you are not a Minah. Gigi kalo terselit belachan, takmo nak step makan cheese. Embrace the culture, don't kill your own race. You may want to refer to point 4) if you think that Minahs are scums of the universe and buat malu orang Melayu jer. Yang buat malu is actually kalo kau tak sedar diri yang kau tu siapa.


2) As long as you are a Malay girl, you're automatically a Minah.
Self-explanatory. If you like Mat Sallehs (read: Caucasian. re-read: Caucasian and Eurasian lain barang ok, pls jgn confuse), then itu kau punya seluar dalam. You can like other races for all we care, tapi kalau dah Melayu, by default Minah.

If you are insulted that you are labelled a Minah just because you are a Malay girl, then you should think twice about labelling that girl who sat across you in the train a Minah just because she dresses like what you think 'a Minah' dresses like. Who's labelling who now?

Which brings me to point 3).


3) A Minah is a true Minah if she likes to call other people Minah.
Besides denying that you are a Minah, and hoping that this will somewhat disassociate you with Minah-ism, you still like to call others Minah. Sorry my friend, this just makes you more Minah than ever.


4) Minahs are not necessarily uneducated because they don't speak English, it's a preference.
If reading my blog does not convince you that Minahs aren't always stupid bimbos, then I suggest that you get off your computer and make new friends. Lots of new friends because you need to shed that stereotype thinking that all Minahs are empty in their heads, finish formal education at ITE (which you probably think is the lowest type of tertiary education) and main aim is life is to kahwin and make babies.

Everything we do is a preference, please at least remember that.


5) Minah and Minahrep are entirely different things, do not confuse them.
A Minahrep is a gangsta version of a Minah; tattoos, fights, drugs, rehab, jailbird boyfriend and kid in tow.

Minahreps generally don't give two hoots what you call them, because they have other more serious things (like siapa nak jaga baby kalau dia kerja shift) to think about, but it's not nice to call a Minah, Minahrep. It's like if I saw you holding hands and kissing your Mat, I call you a slut. Not very accurate now is it?


Minah-fy yourself today! It's only the cool thing to do.

To wrap up, I match reasons with why the above-mentioned Mats do what they do - Berbual World, thinking they will score points with a Minah, but sadly not knowing that they are just alienating her.

Berbual World Mat Type 1 (as seen in story 1)
The Bad Boy. Most hot Minahs love the Bad Boy kind of Mat because he's the perfect accessory on her arm. It pushes her street credibility up, rising her above the rest of the 'safe' Minahs, most of whom are College Girls. This is the fastest ticket to being a College Girl Minah my friend, probably the most elite breed of Minahs, and as much as we know it, the Berbual World Mat knows it too.

Berbual World Mat Type 2 (as seen in story 2)
The Step Terror Mat. Very close to Type 1, except that he's not really bad. He's just awesome in his own little world, far away from reality. He thinks Minahs are generally all oh-so-stupid, making him sort of chauvinistic and highly egoistic. Some Minahs like this, some don't mind it, but it's really an acquired taste. Slightly different from Type 1, this Mat may not berbual world because he wants to, he's just like that.

Berbual World Mat Type 3 (as seen.. ok you get the idea)
The Mintak Kesian Mat. There's a Minah saying, "Biar fanatic, jangan pathetic". The reason why I totally stopped being in contact with Mat no. 3 is because he pushed it too far with his story. I don't mind listening and once in a while getting into debate with him about his business mindset and theories, but I cannot stand it when you throw in one major fact that is supposed to shut me up forever, with a so-called sad fact of life of yours. If you try to silence a Minah, you might as well say goodbye. We are nice to look at, yes, but we're not dolls, for sorry Mats like you.